1 00:00:03,634 --> 00:00:07,638 IRV: The family doctor, an icon of the American experience. 2 00:00:07,638 --> 00:00:10,141 For generations, they´ve mended our wounds 3 00:00:10,141 --> 00:00:11,512 and warmed our hearts. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,144 In my lifetime 5 00:00:13,144 --> 00:00:14,545 Andy Brown was just about 6 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:16,687 the best example I ever knew of one. 7 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:18,349 Doctor-wise, that is. 8 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:20,451 As for the family half of the job title 9 00:00:20,451 --> 00:00:22,653 he was a bit rough around the edges. 10 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:25,526 Okey-dokey, here we go. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,459 EPHRAM: What is that? -I think it´s dinner. 12 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:31,102 I found Mom´s old recipe book. 13 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:32,333 And you cooked it? 14 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,166 No, smart-ass, I cooked her meat loaf. 15 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:36,737 Now come on, eat up. 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,039 -We should say grace first. -You´re both half-Jewish. 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,371 Isn´t a there half-Jewish grace? 18 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:42,313 ANDY: Quit stalling. 19 00:00:42,313 --> 00:00:45,246 Look, tomorrow, we´ll try a restaurant in town, okay? 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,218 If we´re not still in the hospital. 21 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:49,080 I have my film pick for the night. 22 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,583 Oh, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. 23 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:53,754 Excellent choice, Delia. 24 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,656 -Don´t let her watch it. -Be quiet. 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,128 Did I miss something? 26 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:59,059 She can´t watch that, it upsets her. 27 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,561 It does not. 28 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,264 If you don´t count screams, sleeping on my floor. 29 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,535 Delia, tell the truth. 30 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:07,168 It used to scare me, but not anymore. 31 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:10,471 That´s what she says every time. Like a junkie begging for smack. 32 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,403 I´m not a junkie, you´re a junkie. 33 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:15,246 No one´s a junkie in this house. Yet. 34 00:01:15,246 --> 00:01:17,708 [PHONE RINGING] 35 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:20,151 Dr. Brown. 36 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:22,353 Yes, yes, I can. 37 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:23,754 No, we´re finishing dinner now. 38 00:01:23,754 --> 00:01:26,487 I´ll be right over. What´s your address? 39 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:31,492 Okay, then. See you in a bit. Will do. 40 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,624 -Who was that? -Only what I´ve been waiting 41 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:36,227 for since we moved here. My first house call. 42 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:38,098 We´re just finishing dinner, huh? 43 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,332 I can´t let my first house call family feel bad, Ephram. 44 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:43,474 That wouldn´t be very country-doctorly of me. 45 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:45,606 Besides, I won´t be long. 46 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,479 -Is a knapsack country-doctorly? ANDY: Good point, Delia. 47 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:51,412 I need something that says country doctor. 48 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,813 I know, an umbrella. 49 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:56,116 -That singing English nanny. -Never mind. 50 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,448 I´ll see you guys later. 51 00:01:57,448 --> 00:01:59,590 Remember, save me a piece of meat loaf. 52 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,553 Without a doubt. 53 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:07,558 -I´ll order pizza. -Half cheese, half pepperoni. 54 00:02:07,558 --> 00:02:10,401 [DOOR CLOSES] 55 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:11,902 Mrs. Dudley, I presume? 56 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:15,135 Evening, doctor. I see you found the place alright. 57 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,667 It took me longer than I thought. 58 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:19,270 Just out of curiosity, how long is Forest Lane? 59 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:21,342 Uh, fifteen miles. 60 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,674 Where I come from, that´s a turnpike. 61 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:27,618 I was just about to put on some coffee, if you´d like a cup. 62 00:02:27,618 --> 00:02:28,779 No, thanks. 63 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:31,652 So which one´s the patient? 64 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,386 -You don´t charge, right? -That´s right. 65 00:02:35,386 --> 00:02:37,558 All of them. 66 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:33,784 We´ve to get on, we´ve so much time and little to do. 67 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:37,988 Strike that, reverse it. This way, please. 68 00:03:37,988 --> 00:03:40,451 We´ll take the Wonkavator. 69 00:04:00,971 --> 00:04:03,243 Hey, Dad. 70 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,775 Hey, kiddo. 71 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:07,548 -How was the movie? -I tried not to watch it. 72 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,451 Honest, but it called out to me. 73 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,353 -That bad. -I didn´t get scared. 74 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:15,786 I even watched the part where the girl turns into a blueberry 75 00:04:15,786 --> 00:04:19,360 which you and I both know isn´t really possible. 76 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,261 Is it? 77 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,395 There was one reported case in Norway in the late ´60s... 78 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:28,539 but I wouldn´t worry too much about it. Go back to sleep. 79 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,375 [MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES] 80 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,547 I´m back. 81 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:39,950 Sound the trumpets. 82 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:44,415 -It took longer than expected. -I hadn´t really noticed. 83 00:04:44,415 --> 00:04:45,816 The door? 84 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,835 [CHUCKLES] 85 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:31,101 [SIGHS] 86 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:34,334 It´s called a vacation, Andy. Are you gonna spend it cleaning? 87 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,836 I was just straightening up. 88 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:39,810 Admit it. The great Dr. Brown can´t sit still. 89 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,842 What you need is a good book. 90 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:46,116 What, like Madame Bovary? There´s some light summer fare. 91 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:47,918 How about your son? 92 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:49,650 That argument tonight wasn´t my fault. 93 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,882 Did you hear the way he talked to me? 94 00:05:51,882 --> 00:05:54,955 He´s a teenager, sarcasm is how they express their affection. 95 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,888 -Got a funny way of expressing. -Oh, and your way isn´t? 96 00:05:57,888 --> 00:06:01,031 You-- You take one week of family vacation a year 97 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:03,834 and you spend it cleaning the garage, the kitchen-- 98 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:07,768 I asked him to go out in the boat with me, he didn´t come. 99 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,069 Okay? 100 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,371 I was gonna teach him how to drive it. 101 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,675 Teaching him something isn´t the only way to get to know him. 102 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:18,048 I would´ve killed for my father to teach me to drive a boat. 103 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:20,781 I would have killed for us to have a boat. 104 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,785 I swear to God, one day you two are gonna understand each other. 105 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,387 -It´s the last thing I ever do. -Ha, ha. 106 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,621 Well, if that´s your goal, you´re gonna be around a while. 107 00:06:35,866 --> 00:06:37,628 [ANDY CHUCKLES] 108 00:06:37,628 --> 00:06:40,571 -Hey, Nina. -Evening, Andy. 109 00:06:52,943 --> 00:06:56,487 Sometimes I remember conversations with my wife. 110 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:58,649 And this one...? 111 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:01,722 A talk we had last year. 112 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,954 We had a house in the Hamptons. 113 00:07:03,954 --> 00:07:07,097 She´d take the kids for the summer. 114 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:11,431 Me, I was there a total of three weeks in five years. 115 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,063 And yourself? 116 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:16,436 I assume you´re not out here talking to a deceased spouse. 117 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,109 No, just enjoying the warm night. 118 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:20,871 Unseasonably warm 119 00:07:20,871 --> 00:07:23,173 considering we had a snowstorm last week. 120 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:25,676 -Oh, it´s the fall thaw. -Excuse me? 121 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:28,118 Welcome to one of Everwood´s many oddities. 122 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,450 There´s a fall thaw? 123 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,152 With a legend behind it, no less. 124 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:36,086 Once a year, we get a fall heat wave that lasts around a week or 125 00:07:36,086 --> 00:07:39,459 so and the town whips up a festival to celebrate it. 126 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,161 Stop before this gets any weirder. 127 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,933 Oh, you think that´s weird? 128 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:47,738 Last week, we got a doctor who doesn´t charge anybody. 129 00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:49,600 Good night, Andy. 130 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:56,046 Night, Nina. 131 00:07:56,046 --> 00:07:58,008 IRV: The next day 132 00:07:58,008 --> 00:08:00,981 as the temperature climbed, so did the town´s excitement. 133 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,755 Looking around, it was almost impossible to imagine anyone 134 00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:07,718 not happy about the recent turn in temperature. 135 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:12,763 Notice I said "almost." 136 00:08:12,763 --> 00:08:15,626 You there. Yes, sign boy, I´m talking to you. 137 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:16,967 If you´re gonna hang that banner, 138 00:08:16,967 --> 00:08:19,229 make sure that it doesn´t chip the paint. 139 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:20,831 That is Benjamin Moore latex, 140 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:25,275 the Rolls-Royce of exterior coatings. 141 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:26,807 [HARRY SNEEZES] 142 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,279 Morning, doctor. Happy thaw. 143 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:32,512 You´re an educated man, you don´t plan on succumbing 144 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,115 to one of this community´s more nonsensical traditions. 145 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:38,589 You´ve gotta admit, it´s a balmy day for mid-September. 146 00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:39,950 The weather pattern at this time 147 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:42,052 of year is a typical Indian summer 148 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:44,524 brought about by a flow of the jet stream 149 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,157 which, coupled with our proximity to the mountains 150 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:48,799 traps and stagnates the hottest 151 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:51,061 pockets of air directly above our region. 152 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:54,905 And as much as this town enjoys celebrating this anomaly 153 00:08:54,905 --> 00:08:56,266 for those who are extra-sensitive 154 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,908 to the allergens in the air 155 00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:00,571 this is not much of a fun week. 156 00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:02,142 As opposed to all those other weeks 157 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,214 where you just like to party down. 158 00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:06,276 As usual, you make it difficult to have 159 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:09,580 a civil conversation with you, doctor. 160 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:12,923 -Thaw well. HARRY: Bite me. 161 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:16,056 -Morning, everyone. ALL: Morning. 162 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,158 You´re late. This posse´s getting hotter than-- 163 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,962 Don´t finish that analogy, Edna, I haven´t had my coffee yet. 164 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,965 -Late night? -I answered my first house call. 165 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,868 Oh, you finally busted the old cherry. Who with? 166 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,099 The Dudleys. 167 00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:30,971 -On Forest Lane? -That was no lane. 168 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,343 It took me half an hour to find the place, 169 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,876 an hour and a half to examine her kids. 170 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,247 I hope you got some rest 171 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,949 because we got another packed house. 172 00:09:38,949 --> 00:09:41,011 Oh, it never lets up, Edna, does it? 173 00:09:41,011 --> 00:09:43,313 Remind me and my tired feet 174 00:09:43,313 --> 00:09:45,716 just why it is that you are offering 175 00:09:45,716 --> 00:09:47,818 this thankless town free medicine? 176 00:09:47,818 --> 00:09:49,319 Long answer is, I spent enough years 177 00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:52,262 making money off of people´s sickness 178 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:54,124 and to assuage my guilt, I wanted 179 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:56,596 to do something incredibly altruistic. 180 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:01,872 The short answer is, I´m nuts. 181 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:04,604 -Okay, give it to me. -Uh, excuse me? 182 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,308 You´ve been here a week. What do you think of your classes? 183 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,882 I think they´re as annoying and dull as my classes in New York. 184 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:13,944 Only further west. 185 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:16,016 I have to warn you, there´s a movement 186 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,718 to issue the new kid a nickname. 187 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,390 Why do I not like the direction this is going? 188 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,192 It´s an offensive tactic. 189 00:10:22,192 --> 00:10:25,325 The way I see it, as the new kid, you´ll get a nickname. 190 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,959 These labels are never kind. They´re either fun or mean. 191 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,801 -Most are mean. -I know. 192 00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:32,402 I have gym with Blackhead Davis. 193 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,634 See what I mean? 194 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,167 Now, if you and I leak a few suggested nicknames 195 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,710 we´ll have a shot at making a fun one stick. 196 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:43,643 For the classic girl next door, you have a really warped mind. 197 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,375 Something in the water here. 198 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,978 -So, what´s yours? -Me? They call me.... 199 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:49,880 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 200 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,651 Late for class. 201 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,323 -See you, Bubba. -Bubba? 202 00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,325 Just testing one out. 203 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,894 Well, howdy, loser. 204 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,095 You guys choreographed a bathroom 205 00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:07,097 stall exit and I´m the loser? 206 00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:09,669 I see you´re still getting cozy with my little sis. 207 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,342 -I told you she´s spoken for. -Spoken for? 208 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:15,445 Hey, Bright, the ´50s called, they want their lingo back. 209 00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:17,347 [BOYS CHUCKLE] 210 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:19,710 As soon as Colin finds out about you, 211 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,211 he´s gonna kick your sorry ass. 212 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,954 I figure I might have a slight advantage over him 213 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:26,116 you know, seeing as I´m conscious. 214 00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:28,989 Watch what you say, little man. 215 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,360 Another comment like that, 216 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,392 Colin´s not the only one in a coma. 217 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,324 Statistically, I´m not that little 218 00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:36,827 but according to every chart, you´re still a moron. 219 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,699 Oh, you may think I´m a moron, you may be right. 220 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,702 But when it comes to my sister Amy, I´m a genius. 221 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,104 And she´s playing you, dude. 222 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,737 Soon as she gets your daddy fixing up Colin 223 00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:49,910 she´s not even going to look at you anymore. 224 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,382 Just remember I said that. 225 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,395 And that, children, is how Ronald Reagan 226 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:09,229 saved the world from the evil empire. 227 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,762 Yes, Delia, what is it now? 228 00:12:11,762 --> 00:12:15,405 I can´t see the board as well from here. Can I move up front? 229 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:18,338 -Something wrong with your eyes? -No. 230 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,941 Then why do you need to sit up front? 231 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,212 To hear you better. 232 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,444 Oh, you have a hearing difficulty? 233 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,076 No. 234 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:28,518 I´m sorry, Delia, I don´t understand. 235 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:31,521 I just like to sit close. 236 00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:34,424 In this class, the boys sit in the front rows 237 00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:37,788 and the girls sit in the other rows. 238 00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:39,389 You mean the back rows. 239 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,291 MISS VIOLET: Yes. Now, if everyone will 240 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,494 turn in their reading books to page 86-- 241 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:45,866 Do we ever switch? 242 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,137 Excuse me? 243 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,299 Do the boys and girls ever switch? 244 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:51,271 Oh. No. 245 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,804 Then I´d like to sit up front, please. 246 00:12:53,804 --> 00:12:55,145 MISS VIOLET: I see. 247 00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:57,908 Well, to do that, you´d have to be a boy. 248 00:12:57,908 --> 00:12:59,179 You´re not suggesting that 249 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,152 you really are a boy, Delia, are you? 250 00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:04,915 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 251 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,317 I didn´t think so. 252 00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:09,789 And while we´re at it, remove your hat. 253 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,964 This is a classroom, not a ball field. 254 00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:17,067 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 255 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:20,901 I said, remove your hat. 256 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,472 Delia. 257 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:23,974 Delia. 258 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:26,336 IRV: Welcome to Gino Chang´s 259 00:13:26,336 --> 00:13:29,809 Everwood´s Friday-night culinary hot spot. 260 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,212 Gino, the restaurant´s proprietor and namesake 261 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,985 moved to town from Naples a few years back. 262 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:38,018 At the time, Everwood was without a Chinese restaurant 263 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,519 or an Italian one. 264 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,821 So Gino opened both. 265 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,424 Okay, we´ll have one order of the minestrone soup 266 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,556 two orders of the chicken parmesan, 267 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:48,258 one sweet-and-sour pork 268 00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:50,460 and, uh, a couple of egg rolls to start. 269 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:53,003 I´d like to take a moment and point out 270 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,264 that this is hands down 271 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,306 the weirdest restaurant we´ve ever been to. 272 00:13:56,306 --> 00:14:00,310 We´re from New York City where we´re served by drag queens. 273 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,972 I think it´s cool. 274 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:04,374 So who´s up for going to the Thaw Fest tomorrow? 275 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:08,218 I´d love to, promise me to take up surgery and lobotomize me. 276 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,849 Come on, it´ll be fun. 277 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,122 There´s gonna be hayrides and a Ferris wheel. 278 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:13,583 In what universe do hayrides 279 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,485 and Ferris wheels translate into fun? 280 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,127 Dad, what´s it mean when someone 281 00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:19,259 takes extreme disciplinary measures? 282 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,632 -Where´d hear that expression? -On TV. 283 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,035 It means someone´s in trouble. 284 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:29,469 Signora, Dr. Abbott, Everwood´s big-shot tough guy. 285 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,902 -How we doing tonight, huh? -Just fine, Gino, 286 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:33,443 Our regular table, please. 287 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,146 Uh, I´m sorry, your table, she no avail this evening. 288 00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:38,248 What do you mean, she no avail? 289 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:41,211 GINO: No worry. I´m gonna give you a bellissima table right-- 290 00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,413 Gino, I do not want a bellissima table, 291 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,385 I want my regular table. 292 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,487 As a dedicated patron of this establishment 293 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,490 I find it appalling you would just jettison my table 294 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,162 without any regard whatsoever. 295 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:53,964 [GINO LAUGHS] 296 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:58,128 You smarty-pants, doc, I don´t get your fancy words, huh? 297 00:14:58,128 --> 00:15:01,631 But tonight, the dessert, she´s on the house. 298 00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:04,474 [GINO SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 299 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:08,278 Hey, Ephram, how´s it going with the Abbott girl? 300 00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:10,140 -What brought that up? -I´m just curious. 301 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,382 -Don´t be. ANDY: It must be going well. 302 00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:13,944 Because she´s walking over here. 303 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:15,946 Hey, Bubba. 304 00:15:15,946 --> 00:15:17,948 -Uh, Dad, you remember Amy. -Of course. 305 00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:20,020 -Hello, Amy. AMY: Hello, Dr. Brown. 306 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,052 My boyfriend Colin is in a stage-4 coma 307 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,954 and I was wondering if you´d consider 308 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,156 using your talents in neurosurgery 309 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,028 to awaken him from his head trauma 310 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,960 so that I can sleep with him? 311 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,032 I´d be glad to. 312 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,563 [GLASS BREAKS] 313 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,435 Uh, Dad, you remember Amy. 314 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,237 -Hey there, Amy. -Hi. 315 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,040 -What´s your name? -I´m Delia. You´re pretty. 316 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,441 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 317 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,343 Hello? Hello, this is he. 318 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,415 So you´re just here with your dad? 319 00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:48,278 -I´m sorry, I can´t hear you. AMY: Yeah. How´d you know? 320 00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:50,720 ANDY: Oh, hi. -Uh, hard to miss. 321 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,722 Father-daughter night, so we grab a bite 322 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:56,056 and go home and watch something he´s taped off Turner Classics. 323 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,587 Oh. Sounds bitching. 324 00:15:57,587 --> 00:16:00,460 It´s hard to believe, but he can be kind of cool... 325 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,462 -...when no one´s looking. HARRY: Amy. 326 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,335 Anyways, I´d better get back before he combusts. 327 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:08,668 -Just wanted to say hi. See you. -See you. 328 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,141 -Is she your girlfriend? -No. 329 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,672 But you want her to be. 330 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,545 You´re this close to knowing pain you´ve never known before. 331 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,247 That was my patient. 332 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,449 I´ve gotta get over there, it´s an emergency. 333 00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:22,012 We just ordered. 334 00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,384 I should be back by the time you finish, okay? 335 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,756 Look, I´ll tell you what. Here´s some money for dinner. 336 00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:30,660 You can use my phone to call a cab. Can you do that, Ephram? 337 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,363 -Sure thing, pops. -Look, I´m sorry, guys. 338 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,425 I´ll make it up to you. I´ll promise 339 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:39,329 I won´t cook dinner for a whole week. 340 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:41,031 EPHRAM: Not working tonight? 341 00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:44,174 It took me 20 minutes just to track this number down. 342 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,575 Well, look at this. 343 00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,237 Now what kind of a father 344 00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:51,441 leaves his children at a restaurant alone? 345 00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:52,782 Stranded? 346 00:16:52,782 --> 00:16:55,085 Uh, just trying to get a taxi. 347 00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:56,416 Turns out there´s only one cabby 348 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,618 in town and he´s taken the night off. 349 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,150 Mr. Randolph. Friday nights 350 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,522 he calls the bingo numbers at the church. 351 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,554 This really is the town that time forgot. 352 00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:10,200 Well, we can give you a ride home, right, Daddy? 353 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:16,206 Of course we can. 354 00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,568 He sits up front with me. 355 00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,170 [COUGHING] 356 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,142 Good boy. 357 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,575 It doesn´t make sense. Susie was the one with the cough. 358 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:28,178 What appears to have been a case of bronchitis 359 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:29,779 is actually bacterial pneumococci. 360 00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:32,352 Which is a silly way to say infectious pneumonia, 361 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,583 which isn´t silly at all. 362 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,526 -He´s got pneumonia? -He does. 363 00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:38,428 Judging by the tightness of the quarters, 364 00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:40,490 all your kids are infected. 365 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,062 On the off-chance they´re not, I´ve got vaccinations. 366 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,735 Unfortunately, I don´t have any more antibiotics with me. 367 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,138 You can give Roger Susie´s tonight. 368 00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,469 I´m sorry, I can´t do that. 369 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,571 It´s perfectly allowable, Mrs. Dudley. 370 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,774 I can write a prescription for Roger and you can pick it up-- 371 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,607 -I never got Susie´s medicine. -I´m sorry? 372 00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:59,479 Our truck´s been out of commission. 373 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,752 I was gonna have my sister drive me to the drugstore. 374 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:04,854 She doesn´t get back till next Tuesday. 375 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:07,086 Your son doesn´t need antibiotics on Tuesday, 376 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,618 he needs them now. 377 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,490 You said that Susie´s cough was mild, 378 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,362 so I thought it could wait. 379 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,364 It can´t wait the night, not unless you 380 00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:18,598 wanna spend tomorrow at the hospital. 381 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,830 [SIGHS] 382 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,602 Okay. 383 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,605 Get your kids ready, we´re gonna go find the nearest pharmacy. 384 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,777 -I can´t let you do that. -You have to. 385 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,610 -Why? -Because your children are sick. 386 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,811 Because I should have diagnosed 387 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,883 their sickness properly days ago. 388 00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:36,316 Because I have a car and you don´t. 389 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:40,250 But mostly because I´m your doctor. 390 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,823 Now, come on. 391 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:48,698 DELIA: Thanks for the ride, Dr. Abbott. 392 00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,430 Um.... 393 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,203 The festival is tomorrow, I was wondering if you were going. 394 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:56,336 DELIA: Ephram. -Just a second. 395 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,737 I´m thinking about going, 396 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,140 I hear they have hayrides and Ferris wheels. 397 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,512 But did you know they have 398 00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:04,174 a horseshoe-throwing competition? 399 00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:06,676 -Ephram. -I said, just a second. 400 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,148 Little sisters, you know? 401 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,550 But yeah, no, I was thinking 402 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:15,225 about going to the Festival of the Thaw. 403 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,287 That came out wrong. 404 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,729 -Two o´clock. -Ephram. 405 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:22,392 [CAR HORN HONKS] 406 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,634 [CAR DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 407 00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:30,440 -What? -We´re locked out. 408 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,901 Over my dead and decaying corpse 409 00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,874 you´re going to Thaw Fest with that boy. 410 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:38,177 I am not going with him, I am just meeting him there. 411 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,251 Since when do you care who I go to Thaw Fest with? 412 00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:43,913 Since you started asking future parolees to attend with you. 413 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,184 You don´t know him. 414 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,716 This is so unfair. 415 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,288 In certain parent-child conflicts, 416 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,559 fairness is irrelevant. 417 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,521 Why is it the parent gets to decide 418 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:52,962 the relevancy of fairness? 419 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:55,965 An excellent question if I do say so myself. 420 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:59,769 -Hello, dear. -Mom, Dad is being excruciating. 421 00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:02,732 "Excruciating" literally means feel the pain of crucifixion. 422 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,734 While my law may be difficult at times 423 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:09,339 I think we can both agree that Jesus had it a bit tougher. 424 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,341 AMY: He didn´t live here. 425 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:13,483 Well, now, where are you going? 426 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,385 We haven´t even gotten to the movie 427 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:17,447 half of the evening and it´s your favorite. 428 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,789 Repeat viewing of The Red Shoes. 429 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:23,893 Oh, don´t look at me like that, like you´re gonna overrule me. 430 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:26,626 I don´t have to. You´re gonna rescind your own ruling. 431 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,328 Our daughter hasn´t had 432 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,330 a moment´s fun since Colin´s accident. 433 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,733 If she wanted to go with Eminem, I´d let her do it. 434 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,905 Rose, Rose, do you know who this boy is? 435 00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:40,009 He´s the son of that faux Marcus Welby. 436 00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:41,571 Oh, you´ll be interested to know 437 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,913 we had another five cancellations today. 438 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,746 "Just feeling better, Dr. Abbott," they all say. 439 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,578 Yeah, give me a break. 440 00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:52,652 Like Marian Waddle´s biliary cirrhosis just healed itself? 441 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,883 Come on. They´re all going 442 00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,255 across the street for some free medicine. 443 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,787 [HARRY SNEEZES] 444 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,829 And how can I compete with that? 445 00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:03,293 We´ve had this conversation umpteen times, Harold. 446 00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:04,794 This isn´t about that doctor 447 00:21:04,794 --> 00:21:07,537 or his son or even about free medicine. 448 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,269 You know what this is about. 449 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,271 This is not about my mother. 450 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,575 I couldn´t care less what that battle-ax does. 451 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,946 Her working there is just 452 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:18,908 one of her attempts meant to embarrass me 453 00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:24,614 and it´ll prove just as ineffective as all the others. 454 00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:29,419 Goodnight, Harold. 455 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:32,822 [SNIFFLES] 456 00:21:32,822 --> 00:21:37,667 Delia Brown, what did I tell you about hats in class, hmm? 457 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:41,531 -No hats in class. -That´s right. No hats in class. 458 00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:42,802 No hats in class. 459 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,073 Miss Violet, you´re turning violet! 460 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,636 No hats in class! No hats in class! 461 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:48,037 ALL: No hats in class! 462 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:50,440 -No hats in class! GIRL: She´s gonna explode! 463 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,842 Miss Violet´s gonna explode! 464 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:56,346 -She´s gonna explode! -Delia, what´s wrong? 465 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,748 -Miss Violet´s gonna explode. -Shh. Nobody´s gonna explode. 466 00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:00,490 Where´s Dad? I want Dad. 467 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:02,922 He´ll be home soon. Here, lie down. 468 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:07,997 Okay? 469 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:11,330 -Ephram? -Yes. 470 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:17,036 Could you stay with me for a little while? 471 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,509 Move over. 472 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:21,040 [EPHRAM SIGHS] 473 00:22:37,987 --> 00:22:40,660 [ANDY SIGHS] 474 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,592 Where´ve you been? 475 00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:45,465 I was stuck at the Dudleys. 476 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,767 -What´s the matter, okay? -No. 477 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,640 Everything´s not okay, your daughter had a nightmare. 478 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,002 -How is she? -She´s fine now. 479 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,905 Got her back to sleep about 30 minutes ago. 480 00:22:55,905 --> 00:22:57,647 It was that movie, wasn´t it? 481 00:22:57,647 --> 00:23:00,009 I should´ve made sure she didn´t see it. 482 00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:05,014 For someone who was cited as one of the greatest minds in America 483 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,587 it amazes me sometimes how clueless you are. 484 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,519 You really think this was about a movie? 485 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,662 Why don´t you enlighten me as to what it is about 486 00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:14,163 because that´s just what I need, 487 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:15,965 a lecture from my 15-year-old son. 488 00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:19,529 Do not talk to me the way you used to talk to Mom. 489 00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:20,930 -What is that supposed to mean? 490 00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:22,932 I wanna be having this conversation? 491 00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:25,835 I didn´t marry you, never agreed to pick up your slack. 492 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:27,406 Look, Ephram, I am sorry 493 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,839 I couldn´t take care of Delia tonight. 494 00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:32,912 But I was treating a 7-year-old boy who could hardly breathe. 495 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,014 Seven-year-old boys who can´t breathe 496 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,816 trump little girls with nightmares. 497 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,018 -In my profession they do. -In the medical profession? 498 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:42,922 -Or in the crappy father one? -Alright, that is enough. 499 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,954 You and that mouth of yours are gonna 500 00:23:44,954 --> 00:23:46,696 start showing me some respect or-- 501 00:23:46,696 --> 00:23:48,858 Or what? 502 00:23:48,858 --> 00:23:50,930 What happened to your hand? 503 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,662 It´s tonight´s punch line. 504 00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:55,004 I sliced it while trying to pry open a window 505 00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:57,206 after Delia and I couldn´t get a ride home 506 00:23:57,206 --> 00:24:00,840 after you left us at dinner for the second night this week. 507 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,842 -Let me take look at it. -It´s fine. 508 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:07,777 -Let me just see it. -Don´t touch me! 509 00:24:07,777 --> 00:24:10,079 The great Dr. Brown. 510 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:12,451 That´s what Mom and I used to call you. 511 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,685 You always thought it was endearing but it wasn´t. 512 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:17,186 It was our own private joke. 513 00:24:17,186 --> 00:24:19,729 Will the great Dr. Brown be here for dinner? 514 00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,591 Will the great Dr. Brown be joining us? 515 00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:24,964 Don´t you see? You´re still that guy. You´ll always be that guy. 516 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,738 It doesn´t matter if it´s the Dudleys or some rich lady 517 00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:31,200 on Park Avenue they´ll always come first. 518 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,505 Only difference is this time Mom´s not here to cover for you. 519 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:38,207 At least I got her. 520 00:24:38,207 --> 00:24:40,880 Who does Delia get? 521 00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:01,901 [CROWD CHATTERING] 522 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,936 Now, what did we talk about in the car? 523 00:25:06,936 --> 00:25:09,739 For the next three hours, I don´t know you. 524 00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:11,140 -Doc-a-doodle-do. -Hey, Edna. 525 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,112 -You remember Irv? -Good to see you. 526 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,914 Hello, doctor. Hello there, Delia. 527 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,086 -Hey, Mr. Irv. -Doc Brown, Doc Brown. 528 00:25:17,086 --> 00:25:18,818 Thurman Revere from Glen Oaks Drive. 529 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,119 Hi, Thurman. 530 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,092 Listen, I have a cyst just above my backside. 531 00:25:23,092 --> 00:25:25,755 Actually, I´m here with my family and I´d prefer-- 532 00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:28,227 -A look-see, it´d take a second. -You know, I-- 533 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:31,901 Go ahead, doc, we´ll watch the munchkin for a bit. 534 00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:34,834 Well, alright. No, no, not here, Thurman. 535 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,218 -Hey. -Hey, there you are. 536 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:52,822 Ephram Brown, the melting man. The melting man, Ephram Brown. 537 00:25:52,822 --> 00:25:55,284 -He´s oddly quiet. -He´s not having the best day. 538 00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:59,188 -I think it might be his last. -Everyone just watches him melt? 539 00:25:59,188 --> 00:26:02,291 It´s a contest. You bet when the hat´s gonna hit the ground. 540 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,734 Mr. Lawrence has won three years in a row. 541 00:26:04,734 --> 00:26:08,567 Well, I think it´s safe to say we have a few hours yet. 542 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,139 Here´s the deal. 543 00:26:10,139 --> 00:26:13,142 My dad agreed that I could hang with you under one condition. 544 00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:14,944 Yeah? What´s that? 545 00:26:14,944 --> 00:26:17,877 How goes it, Bonelick? 546 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,679 He has to hang with us. 547 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,010 No offense, Amy, but, uh, 548 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:23,282 he´s my least favorite thing about you. 549 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:27,116 Yeah, well, you´re really my least favorite thing about you. 550 00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:29,989 Dude, you´ve really gotta work on the insults. 551 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,892 So, what are we gonna do first? 552 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,994 We´ve got face-painting over there. 553 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,767 Let´s try the silent auction over here. 554 00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:39,168 [CROWD GASPS] 555 00:26:39,168 --> 00:26:41,771 Vanilla and chocolate frozen yogurt in a cup 556 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:44,734 with a spoon of sprinkles distributed evenly over the top. 557 00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:47,236 Rinse that spoon if it´s been in the nut dish. 558 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:50,740 Buddy, how about you finish ordering before the thaw´s gone? 559 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:54,243 -Hello, Mother. -How´s it hanging, Junior? 560 00:26:54,243 --> 00:26:56,315 With the plethora of greetings in English 561 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,888 I find it hard to believe that´s the best. 562 00:26:58,888 --> 00:27:01,320 I find it hard to believe you used "plethora." 563 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,655 Two scoops of chocolate on a cone, please. 564 00:27:05,655 --> 00:27:07,356 You´ve got your panties in a bunch 565 00:27:07,356 --> 00:27:09,659 we´re gonna steal your patients. 566 00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:12,902 There´s enough hoity-toities around these parts 567 00:27:12,902 --> 00:27:14,363 who don´t wanna wait all day 568 00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:17,106 with folks from the wrong side of the mountain. 569 00:27:17,106 --> 00:27:19,308 I do not have my panties in a bunch. 570 00:27:19,308 --> 00:27:21,711 -I´m concerned for you. -Concerned? 571 00:27:21,711 --> 00:27:24,073 You´re working with a severely addled human being. 572 00:27:24,073 --> 00:27:25,975 You´ve got a few bouts with reality, 573 00:27:25,975 --> 00:27:28,217 I don´t much recommend the exposure. 574 00:27:28,217 --> 00:27:29,679 What are these bouts? 575 00:27:29,679 --> 00:27:32,181 The time you decided to leap your motorbike 576 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:34,253 over four cars down Main Street? 577 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,226 That was a fundraiser for Myrna´s goiter operation. 578 00:27:37,226 --> 00:27:40,790 How about this drunken bar brawl last month with Edgar Cage? 579 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:43,132 Edgar had it coming, he called me a puss. 580 00:27:43,132 --> 00:27:45,995 Your sophomoric stunts aside, the truth is 581 00:27:45,995 --> 00:27:47,867 you´ve given no thought that you may 582 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,039 be driving yourself into an early grave. 583 00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:51,741 You´d like that too, wouldn´t you? 584 00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:53,773 Then you could say, "I told you so." 585 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,976 You´re presuming I´d attend your funeral. 586 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,008 You know what your trouble is, Junior? 587 00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,711 Your whole life, you´ve wanted this town 588 00:28:01,711 --> 00:28:04,353 to see you the same way they saw your pops. 589 00:28:04,353 --> 00:28:08,157 Wise, generous, big-hearted. 590 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:12,992 Trouble is, people can´t see what´s not there. 591 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:17,767 As usual, I´m bathed in your maternal warmth and kindness. 592 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,811 AMY: Oh, my God. 593 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,712 [EPHRAM CHUCKLES] 594 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,285 I´m surprised Bright didn´t shove himself up here with us. 595 00:28:36,285 --> 00:28:38,788 I knew he wouldn´t go near this thing, 596 00:28:38,788 --> 00:28:40,719 he´s definitely afraid of heights. 597 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,892 So, what do people do up here, 598 00:28:42,892 --> 00:28:46,295 besides wait for an early demise? 599 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:49,929 And ask really dumb questions. 600 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,300 Actually, I brought you up here 601 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:55,164 to tell you something very important. 602 00:28:55,164 --> 00:28:57,236 Grover. 603 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,467 Grover. 604 00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:00,269 It´s my nickname. 605 00:29:00,269 --> 00:29:02,141 I always loved Grover as a kid. 606 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,274 I know for most kids it´s all Winnie the Pooh or Hello Kitty 607 00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:07,917 or occasionally Strawberry Shortcake. 608 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:11,951 But for me, life was about a little blue Muppet named Grover. 609 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:15,925 Well, Grover was a very underrated Muppet. 610 00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:17,787 Colin and Bright used to torment me 611 00:29:17,787 --> 00:29:20,129 by stealing my Grover doll and hiding him. 612 00:29:20,129 --> 00:29:22,161 Then one day, Colin refused to give me 613 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:25,064 the doll back unless I kissed him first. 614 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:29,939 Colin, that is, not Grover, who I had kissed many, many times. 615 00:29:29,939 --> 00:29:33,102 So I closed my eyes, Colin closed his 616 00:29:33,102 --> 00:29:38,377 we both leaned forward and I kicked him right in the nuts. 617 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:41,150 Colin, that is, not Grover, who didn´t have nuts. 618 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,182 At least none that I was aware of. 619 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:47,416 Anyway, Colin screamed and doubled over. 620 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,988 My parents raced into the room 621 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,020 and when they asked what happened 622 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,823 Colin wouldn´t tell them. 623 00:29:53,823 --> 00:29:57,096 All he would say was that Grover did it. 624 00:29:57,096 --> 00:30:03,232 And somehow, suddenly I had developed my first crush. 625 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:06,375 On Colin, that is. 626 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:11,380 Not Grover. 627 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:16,115 I know we haven´t talked about this since that trip to Denver 628 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,847 so-- 629 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:20,419 You want me to ask my dad to help Colin. 630 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,992 If you could just talk to him. 631 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:25,855 I mean, I know there´s probably nothing he can do but-- 632 00:30:25,855 --> 00:30:28,027 Yeah. Sure, Amy. 633 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:31,400 I´ll ask him. No problem. 634 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,906 Thank you. 635 00:30:36,906 --> 00:30:40,269 Yoo-hoo! Dr. Brown, care to try for a wish? 636 00:30:40,269 --> 00:30:43,112 -Anything for my patient. BRENDA: Oh. Such a doll, doctor. 637 00:30:43,112 --> 00:30:45,474 All you do is drop a quarter in the tank. 638 00:30:45,474 --> 00:30:48,417 If it lands in those glasses, then you get your wish. 639 00:30:48,417 --> 00:30:51,520 It costs 50 cents, not counting the 25 cents in the tank, 640 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,384 of course and the money goes to benefit the girls´ dance troupe. 641 00:30:55,384 --> 00:30:59,228 The Everwood Swans. We have a recital coming up this fall. 642 00:31:17,146 --> 00:31:19,148 -You know what´s funny? -Hmm? 643 00:31:19,148 --> 00:31:22,881 I didn´t get the coin in the glass, but I still got my wish. 644 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,555 You´re lucky that way. 645 00:31:26,555 --> 00:31:29,218 Aren´t you gonna tell me why I´m here? 646 00:31:29,218 --> 00:31:31,520 I wanted to see you. 647 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,264 Know that you´re more than just a memory. 648 00:31:35,264 --> 00:31:38,427 And tell you that I kept my promise. 649 00:31:38,427 --> 00:31:41,130 You didn´t keep yours. 650 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,632 You promised you´d be here. 651 00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:45,674 In Everwood. 652 00:31:45,674 --> 00:31:48,577 But you´re not. 653 00:31:48,577 --> 00:31:51,610 I´ve got some bad news for you, you´re gonna be fine. 654 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,012 Fine is not great. 655 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,413 You´ve had enough of great. 656 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,646 It isn´t all that it´s cracked up to be. 657 00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:02,451 Fine is real. 658 00:32:02,451 --> 00:32:07,096 Now, come on. Say it. 659 00:32:07,096 --> 00:32:09,258 Say what? 660 00:32:09,258 --> 00:32:12,231 Goodbye. 661 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,034 That´s why you wanted to see me, isn´t it? 662 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,406 You wanted to say goodbye. 663 00:32:17,406 --> 00:32:18,607 No. 664 00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:22,341 No, not to you. Just to-- 665 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:23,472 To this. 666 00:32:23,472 --> 00:32:25,474 I understand. 667 00:32:25,474 --> 00:32:27,276 You do? 668 00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:30,379 Besides, I was never the reason. 669 00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:34,423 -I don´t get it. -He was, Andy. 670 00:32:34,423 --> 00:32:38,087 You came here so you could know him. 671 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:39,158 Know who? 672 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,290 [BALLOON POPS] 673 00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:07,016 Let´s go home, Dad. 674 00:33:29,738 --> 00:33:31,440 [ANDY SIGHS] 675 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,244 So, what did everyone think of the festival? 676 00:33:35,244 --> 00:33:36,615 [ALL CHUCKLE] 677 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:39,518 -That´s not funny. -It´s a little funny. 678 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,250 [ALL CHUCKLE] 679 00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:46,595 [ALL LAUGHING] 680 00:33:46,595 --> 00:33:50,129 -What´s this? DELIA: It´s a note from school. 681 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:51,660 I´m in big trouble. 682 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,802 [ALL LAUGHING] 683 00:33:53,802 --> 00:33:56,705 DELIA: See you inside. 684 00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:58,567 She´s crafty, that one. 685 00:33:58,567 --> 00:34:01,410 [ANDY and EPHRAM CHUCKLE] 686 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:04,243 [ANDY SIGHS] 687 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:09,248 EPHRAM: I see her too, sometimes. 688 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:13,222 Mom. I mean, not like you do. I don´t talk to her 689 00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:15,224 or anything. 690 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:19,428 More like, I feel her. 691 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:21,290 With us. 692 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,162 When we´re all having dinner 693 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:27,736 or when there´s a song playing on the radio she used to like. 694 00:34:27,736 --> 00:34:30,399 I just know she´s there. 695 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:39,308 Ephram, I wish I could tell you everything´s gonna be okay. 696 00:34:39,308 --> 00:34:42,581 I know that´s what I´m supposed to say, but the truth is 697 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:46,515 I don´t know what´s gonna happen to us. 698 00:34:46,515 --> 00:34:51,290 What I do know is that all we have now is each other. 699 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:54,663 I need your help raising your sister. 700 00:34:54,663 --> 00:34:57,726 I can´t do it alone. 701 00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:59,728 She gets us. 702 00:35:34,503 --> 00:35:38,267 HARRY: Morning, doctor. -Good morning. 703 00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:39,838 What´s the matter? 704 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,711 Didn´t have time for your usual bowl of sarcasm this morning? 705 00:35:42,711 --> 00:35:44,773 Actually, I wanted to say thank you. 706 00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:46,315 For giving my son and daughter 707 00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:48,647 a ride home. It was very kind of you. 708 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,449 You´re welcome. 709 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:53,452 Since you seem hell-bent on becoming a permanent fixture 710 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:56,185 I should give you a piece of advice. 711 00:35:56,185 --> 00:35:57,756 And that is? 712 00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,788 When I first joined my father´s practice, 713 00:35:59,788 --> 00:36:01,490 I too went out of my way 714 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:04,793 to be available to all people at all times. 715 00:36:04,793 --> 00:36:07,766 I realized that exhausting myself was no good for anyone 716 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:11,200 least of all for my family, who needed me the most. 717 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,402 Being a small-town physician 718 00:36:13,402 --> 00:36:15,874 is a marathon, doctor, not a sprint. 719 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,747 And if one of us is going to win this race 720 00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:23,382 you are going to have to stay in it. 721 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,954 And behold the people 722 00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:29,788 who had every attribute of dogs 723 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,861 except loyalty. 724 00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:36,365 Come on, everyone, inside. 725 00:36:36,365 --> 00:36:39,228 WOMAN 1: Thank you, doctor. -Welcome back. 726 00:36:39,228 --> 00:36:42,431 WOMAN 2: Thank you. -All is forgiven. 727 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,512 You hear that? 728 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,544 That was the sound of a pin dropping. 729 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,316 After what happened yesterday, 730 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:59,788 I´m surprised you´re still here, Edna. 731 00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:02,991 You´re paying me. 732 00:37:02,991 --> 00:37:05,624 We´re in this foxhole together, compadre. 733 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,656 Don´t worry about everyone else. 734 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:09,498 They´ll come around, they always do. 735 00:37:09,498 --> 00:37:11,530 That´s sort of the nature of this place. 736 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,262 You´re up one day, down the next. 737 00:37:13,262 --> 00:37:17,736 In the meantime, we have some excellent periodicals. 738 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,873 [DOOR OPENS] 739 00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:26,375 Good morning, doctor. 740 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,717 Mrs. Dudley, what a nice surprise. How are you? 741 00:37:28,717 --> 00:37:30,579 -Just fine, thank you. -Ah. 742 00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:32,821 I wanted to stop by and take the opportunity 743 00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:35,484 to say thank you for the other night. 744 00:37:35,484 --> 00:37:39,558 Well, that´s quite a long way just to-- 745 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:41,259 How did you get here? 746 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,433 MRS. DUDLEY: I heard about what happened yesterday. 747 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:47,766 And I wanted to tell you that my family-- 748 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:52,371 Like a lot of other families around here, we don´t have much. 749 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:56,044 But now we have a doctor. 750 00:37:56,044 --> 00:37:59,508 Uh, I know it was a tragedy that brought you here, sir. 751 00:37:59,508 --> 00:38:01,510 For that I am sorry. 752 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:06,555 But I´m not sorry that you came. 753 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:11,520 Neither am I, Mrs. Dudley. 754 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,394 You take care now. 755 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:20,329 Well, at least offer her a ride home. 756 00:38:20,329 --> 00:38:25,804 ANDY: Mrs. Dudley? 757 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,808 -How´s it going there, Ham? -Ham. 758 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:33,412 -It´s your nickname, welcome. -My nickname´s a deli item. 759 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,843 See, that´s what everyone will think, 760 00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:38,687 but we´ll know it´s really short for this. 761 00:38:38,687 --> 00:38:42,791 See? You look just like Hamlet. 762 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:45,654 -That does not look like me. -No, you can´t deny it. 763 00:38:45,654 --> 00:38:49,698 Everwood finally has its own dark prince. 764 00:38:49,698 --> 00:38:52,731 You wanna grab some lunch? 765 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:57,636 Um, before we get lunch, we should talk. 766 00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:04,012 You asked your father, didn´t you? 767 00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:09,548 He said no. 768 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,650 I mean, you can´t really begrudge the guy. 769 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:17,456 He´s trying to get out of brain business, start a new life. 770 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,888 I don´t know what I was thinking. 771 00:39:19,888 --> 00:39:22,561 Sorry, it was silly for me to ask. 772 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:28,637 I´m sorry, Amy. 773 00:39:28,637 --> 00:39:31,870 You still wanna get lunch? 774 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,603 I think I´m gonna hang back here a while 775 00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:37,446 and look over some notes before class. 776 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,702 Your daughter has a mind of her own, Dr. Brown. 777 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:04,903 She repeatedly interrupts my lessons 778 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,036 with questions that make little sense. 779 00:40:08,036 --> 00:40:10,909 This in addition to her inappropriate apparel. 780 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,642 ANDY [WHISPERING]: I´ve never been to a parent-teacher thingy. 781 00:40:13,642 --> 00:40:16,915 -Am I allowed to speak? -You have to raise your hand. 782 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,787 Excuse me, Dr. Brown. 783 00:40:18,787 --> 00:40:20,519 Just out of curiosity, Miss Violet, 784 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,921 why do the boys sit in the front? 785 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,122 [SCOFFS] 786 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:27,526 Very simple. Boys are rowdier. 787 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:30,058 -Rowdier? -They cause more of a fuss. 788 00:40:30,058 --> 00:40:31,630 By sitting in the front, 789 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,962 I can monitor their behavior more closely. 790 00:40:33,962 --> 00:40:36,104 You believe girls are genetically less rowdy, 791 00:40:36,104 --> 00:40:37,906 you relegate them to the back? 792 00:40:37,906 --> 00:40:40,509 -The term "relegate" is-- ANDY: Entirely appropriate. 793 00:40:40,509 --> 00:40:42,741 As for Delia having a mind of her own, 794 00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:44,442 whose is she supposed to have? 795 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,114 I think you misunderstood my point. 796 00:40:46,114 --> 00:40:48,817 No, I don´t think that I did. 797 00:40:48,817 --> 00:40:50,048 Delia, perhaps you should step 798 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,820 outside while your father and I-- 799 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:54,583 No, she got to be here for the bad part. 800 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:57,225 I want her to hear what I´m about to say. 801 00:40:57,225 --> 00:40:59,658 My daughter´s been through a traumatic year 802 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:02,160 and she´s come through the other side remarkably well. 803 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,033 I´d like to take more credit for that, but I can´t. 804 00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:07,866 She´s the product of a mother who taught her strength 805 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,739 courage and independence from an early age. 806 00:41:10,739 --> 00:41:13,802 My job is to make sure she doesn´t forget those lessons. 807 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:16,705 Now she will sit wherever you tell her to sit. 808 00:41:16,705 --> 00:41:18,046 But as long as she´s polite, 809 00:41:18,046 --> 00:41:20,509 she can ask all the questions she wants. 810 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:23,111 And I´d get used to those baseball caps. 811 00:41:23,111 --> 00:41:26,885 As for you and me? You can keep calling me in here. 812 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,587 But next time, my daughter better 813 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:30,118 have really done something wrong 814 00:41:30,118 --> 00:41:33,692 or you are gonna have one rowdy father on your hands. 815 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,664 This meeting is over, doctor. 816 00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:38,597 Yes, it certainly is. 817 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,569 Come on, Delia. 818 00:41:40,569 --> 00:41:42,270 See you tomorrow, Miss Violet. 819 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:44,733 [SIGHS] 820 00:41:50,639 --> 00:41:51,880 Where have you two been? 821 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,742 You wanna tell him, or should I? 822 00:41:53,742 --> 00:41:55,544 We went horse shopping. 823 00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:58,116 There´s a ranch just off the highway that breeds horses. 824 00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:01,019 Dad took me there. We just looked, though. 825 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,291 -Making good on that bribe, huh? -You cooked dinner? 826 00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:06,154 I figured we should have meat loaf for a change. 827 00:42:06,154 --> 00:42:10,729 How´s the hand doing? 828 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,030 I´ll tell you what. 829 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,032 I´ll stay away from recipes involving three 830 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,605 or more ingredient, you stay away from the first-aid kit. 831 00:42:16,605 --> 00:42:20,739 Heh. It´s a deal. Now go on, sit down. Dinner´s ready. 832 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:32,550 IRV: The first fall thaw that Andy Brown and his children 833 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,983 ever knew passed through Everwood later that night 834 00:42:34,983 --> 00:42:39,928 taking with it our last bit of warm autumn air. 835 00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:42,791 But not our warmth of spirit. 836 00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:45,163 That was in the people of Everwood 837 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,795 and in our hearts 838 00:42:46,795 --> 00:42:50,068 some broken, some mending 839 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:54,002 and some for the moment, complete. 840 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,582 ♫ A quiet night is music ♫ 841 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,817 ♫ Tonight will simply fade ♫ 842 00:43:08,817 --> 00:43:11,660 ♫ Trying to be a soldier once ♫ 843 00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:13,922 ♫ But his music.. ♫